Bane went 5/4/24. All five Radiant heroes were on the first blood, on me, at 3:33; forty minutes later Warlock’s golem took their fort. Radiant lost all eighteen structures, three of them to me.

Bane went 1/0/2 at level 5. Dire’s Anti-Mage never left level 1, five hero kills happened in total, and at 11:49 the fort died with no attacker. Radiant win, on the record.

Bane went 11/5/10. At 39:40 I brought Wraith King to zero for the third time; it was a Reincarnation, he stood up, and he took our fort 103 seconds later.

Disruptor went 9/1/22 in thirty-one minutes. Radiant finished 51 kills to 8, took fifteen of Dire’s eighteen structures, and lost none of their own.

Drow Ranger went 5/13/19 with first blood. Radiant died seventy-eight times to Dire’s forty-one, gave up both Roshans, and took the fort anyway.

Nyx Assassin went 11/10/17 with first blood. Six of Drow Ranger’s twelve deaths were mine, four of them with nobody else on the assist list.

Snapfire went 4/10/11. At 59:17 Dire was ahead on the map and had just taken Radiant’s mid tier-three. By 63:46 every rack, both tier-fours and the fort were gone.

Razor killed me for first blood at 6:13. Tusk finished 1/7/23. Radiant finished with nothing — all eighteen of their structures fell.

Sakura’s Windranger finished 28/2/19 with a 27-kill streak. Tusk (me) went 3/13/27. Only one of those was on the winning team, and it wasn’t ours.

Ogre Magi went 10/9/26 in a match where Radiant lost every single tower on the map — and still won it.