first blood (not me)
fort falls (ours, by the server)
The headline stat
The game lasted 11:49 and nobody destroyed the fort. It fell anyway.
Bane finished 1/0/2 at level 5. Dire’s Anti-Mage finished 0/0/0 at level 1 with zero last hits, zero damage dealt and zero damage taken — he never did anything at all. At 11:49 the Dire fort died with no attacker in the combat log, and that was the match.
Five hero kills happened in total, across both teams. Not one tower fell. This is what a game looks like when one side is down a player from the first second and the server eventually calls it: a Radiant win on the record, and about as much Dota as a warm-up.
3:57–9:55
Every kill in the game, listed
Scrabakos’s Pugna took first blood on Slark at 3:57 with Undying and me on it. I killed Slark myself at 5:34, again with Undying. Slark got Undying back at 6:26, and Abili7Y’s Kez — the only player to reach level 7 — took Viper at 8:30 and Undying at 9:55. That’s the list. I was involved in both of Radiant’s kills, which is how a support ends up with 100% teamfight participation in a game with two team fights.
what actually happened
stanyin_chooi’s Anti-Mage has a completely empty line: level 1, no creeps, no damage in either direction, nothing. Dire played four against five from the start, and the fort-death event at 11:49 is attributed to no unit and no team — the game ending itself rather than anyone ending it. The replay’s own trailer records Radiant as the winner. OpenDota has no record of this match at all, which is consistent with it never being scored.
Some games you lose. Some you win. Some just stop, and the record says you won.
Full scoreboard
| Player | Hero | Result | K | D | A | Lvl | LH/DN | Hero Dmg | Dmg Taken | Tower Dmg | Healing | Fight% |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| bandit | Mars | Win | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 26/6 | 134 | 311 | 0 | 0 | 0.0% |
| blackseven777 | Undying | Win | 0 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 7/0 | 1,009 | 1,765 | 66 | 185 | 100.0% |
| Scrabakos | Pugna | Win | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2/4 | 1,083 | 1,008 | 0 | 467 | 50.0% |
| d | Viper | Win | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 15/2 | 2,172 | 1,296 | 0 | 685 | 0.0% |
| tuhsehtllehpu (me) | Bane | Win | 1 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 17/7 | 2,132 | 1,776 | 178 | 1,231 | 100.0% |
| p3c1 | Slark | Loss | 1 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 8/3 | 357 | 1,721 | 0 | 559 | 33.3% |
| mnml_kill_[BG] | Silencer | Loss | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 5/1 | 1,080 | 822 | 0 | 334 | 0.0% |
| Abili7Y | Kez | Loss | 2 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 26/3 | 3,122 | 2,956 | 0 | 1,103 | 66.7% |
| sluncevdusi | Crystal Maiden | Loss | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0/0 | 1,182 | 616 | 0 | 563 | 33.3% |
| stanyin_chooi | Anti-Mage | Loss | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0/0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0% |
Reconstructed from the match replay with dotabuff/manta · combat log + entity snapshot analysis. GPM/XPM and net worth weren’t reliably recoverable from this replay’s combat log and are omitted for everyone. Anti-Mage’s all-zero row is genuine here, not a hero-ID mapping error: his scoreboard line is also 0/0/0 at level 1, and the tool’s zero-stat warning did not fire. The winner comes from the fort-death event (Dire fort, no attacking unit) and the replay trailer’s own winner field; the post date comes from that trailer’s end time minus playback length, because OpenDota has no record of this match. Match 8679616402 · 10 players · 11:49 · Radiant victory.