my kills (5)
first blood (given by me)
fort falls (ours)
The headline stat
All five of them killed me at 3:33. Warlock’s golem killed their fort at 43:58.
Bane, third game in a row, finished 5/4/24. First blood was mine to give: Anti-Mage landed it at 3:33 with every other Radiant hero on the assist list. Forty minutes later sphinx11’s Warlock golem — the same Warlock who was on my side in Eleven Kills, and the Twelfth Stood Back Up — took the fort, the second Warlock golem to end a game in the last three posts after Drow Ranger, Six Times.
In between, Radiant lost every one of their eighteen structures and Dire lost four. I took three of the eighteen myself — a tier-one, a tier-two, and a rax, all of them mid lane. My last kill, Shadow Shaman at 43:34, had all five Dire heroes on it. The game opened and closed with a five-man kill; the difference was which end of it I was on.
3:33–43:34
Anti-Mage three times, and nobody else on Radiant did much
Dream’s Anti-Mage was Radiant’s whole game: 9/7/4, 81.2% teamfight participation, 55,005 damage taken, and three of my four deaths (3:33, 17:28, 30:53). The other four Radiant players had six kills between them; Drow Ranger’s one was on me, at 25:25. My own kills came in pairs around the map: Shadow Shaman at 19:05 and Drow Ranger at 22:05 while their tier-ones were going, Drow Ranger again at 34:07 and Kunkka at 41:00 during the tier-three pushes, and Shadow Shaman a second time at 43:34, twenty-four seconds before the fort.
the shape of the win
ginge’s Queen of Pain finished 16/2/20 at level 24 on a twelve-kill streak, with 58,276 hero damage and 10,139 tower damage, both the highest in the match. Rasputin’s Axe went 14/4/21 on a nine-kill streak. sphinx11’s Warlock (7/2/21, 15,315 healing) took three buildings himself and his golem took five more — the top tier-three and both top racks, the mid range rax, and the fort at 43:58. Both Radiant tier-fours went down a second and a half apart to mega flagbearer creeps. Shaparak’s Shadow Shaman died fourteen times, more than anyone on either side.
16:34–43:58
Eighteen of eighteen, three of them mine
Queen of Pain opened on Radiant’s top tier-one at 16:34, Warlock took the bottom one at 21:17, and I took mid at 23:10. The tier-twos went the same way — Warlock top at 28:45, me mid at 30:48, a creep wave bottom at 35:28 — and the bottom tier-three and racks fell inside twenty seconds of each other right after. Radiant’s answer across all of that was three Dire tier-ones and a tier-two. From 40:49 the rest went in just over three minutes: top tier-three and racks, mid tier-three and racks (the melee one was mine, at 41:44), both tier-fours, and the fort. Neither team went near Roshan.
Five heroes to kill a Bane at three minutes. One golem to kill an ancient at forty-four. Efficiency is a team stat.
Full scoreboard
| Player | Hero | Result | K | D | A | Lvl | LH/DN | Hero Dmg | Dmg Taken | Tower Dmg | Healing | Fight% |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Dream | Anti-Mage | Loss | 9 | 7 | 4 | 21 | 138/3 | 23,620 | 55,005 | 444 | 1,629 | 81.2% |
| Sadra | Drow Ranger | Loss | 1 | 9 | 8 | 16 | 91/16 | 16,216 | 15,886 | 1,956 | 956 | 56.2% |
| ajs-man | Kunkka | Loss | 3 | 10 | 7 | 16 | 51/2 | 27,150 | 32,475 | 0 | 2,278 | 62.5% |
| Networx | Io | Loss | 1 | 8 | 10 | 16 | 53/2 | 9,516 | 21,494 | 46 | 9,192 | 68.8% |
| Shaparak | Shadow Shaman | Loss | 1 | 14 | 9 | 16 | 15/2 | 8,124 | 26,936 | 0 | 6,245 | 62.5% |
| Salchipapa!! | Alchemist | Win | 4 | 4 | 21 | 21 | 51/0 | 13,788 | 13,888 | 1,725 | 2,998 | 52.1% |
| tuhsehtllehpu (me) | Bane | Win | 5 | 4 | 24 | 21 | 15/5 | 22,086 | 18,933 | 2,990 | 11,469 | 60.4% |
| ginge | Queen of Pain | Win | 16 | 2 | 20 | 24 | 143/17 | 58,276 | 18,869 | 10,139 | 5,411 | 75.0% |
| sphinx11 | Warlock | Win | 7 | 2 | 21 | 20 | 101/1 | 16,058 | 9,801 | 2,889 | 15,315 | 58.3% |
| Rasputin | Axe | Win | 14 | 4 | 21 | 22 | 123/14 | 38,143 | 19,690 | 2,931 | 2,653 | 72.9% |
Reconstructed from the match replay with dotabuff/manta · combat log + entity snapshot analysis. GPM/XPM and net worth weren’t reliably recoverable from this replay’s combat log and are omitted for everyone. Match 8679642397 · 10 players · 43:58 · Dire victory.