my kills (14)
first blood (not me)
Roshan (mine)
fort falls (theirs)
The headline stat
Nine kills up with five minutes left, and we lost by two.
Death Prophet again, a game after Two Deaths, Both to Rubick, and this time on a second account — shebelongstoheaven on the scoreboard, same person at the keyboard. 14/12/12, the most kills in the match, on the losing side. At 46:41, when I killed Undying, Dire led 36 kills to 27 and had Radiant’s mid racks down. Radiant then scored thirteen of the last fifteen kills and took twelve of our buildings in three minutes and twenty-four seconds.
I took Roshan at 33:35. The Aegis went to Rubick, who used it at 34:50 and was dead again eleven seconds later, in a fight where Radiant killed all five of us for one.
9:04–48:44
Earthshaker five times, Clinkz five, and the last time Tinker died all game
Earthshaker died to me at 9:04, 13:17, 18:58, 29:41 and 37:46, five of his nine deaths; Clinkz at 11:16, 19:34, 25:10, 26:39 and 48:44, five of his ten. Undying went three times, at 19:40, 38:03 and 46:41. The fourteenth was Tinker at 42:18, his fifth death and his last: from there he killed seven without dying, two of them me. Necrophos killed me four times — 25:32, 35:55, 49:13, 51:27 — and I never killed him once. Tinker got me at 22:04, 44:10 and 47:53, Earthshaker and Clinkz twice each, Undying once at 20:35 with four heroes on it.
the real story of the loss
проснулсяуснулпроснулсяуснул’s Tinker finished 13/5/17 at level 28 on a seven-kill streak, and the streak was the game: me at 44:10, then Largo at 47:01, Rubick at 47:09, me again at 47:53, Lina, Largo, and Largo a third time at 51:08. Головач’s Necrophos (12/7/13) did 51,650 hero damage, the most in the match, had 264 last hits and 54,313 healing, took first blood on Largo at 7:07, and personally destroyed four of our six barracks. Clinkz’s skeleton archers took our mid tier-three, a mid rax and a tier-four on their own. For us, emberczw’s Largo (7/8/19) had the match’s highest healing, 66,723, and its highest damage taken, 57,094; shadow hokage’s Rubick had 26 assists at 76.9% teamfight participation and spent the game with a stolen Tombstone and a stolen Burning Army; Neyash’s Lina did 9,490 tower damage, the most on either side.
13:45–51:42
Three towers to none by 16:31, their mid racks at 44:30, our fort at 51:42
Rubick took Radiant’s top tier-one at 13:45 and mid at 15:40; I took the bottom one at 16:31 and the bottom tier-two at 28:00, with a creep wave taking mid tier-two at 30:32. Radiant’s first two towers both went to creeps, at 21:47 and 27:30, and their mid push started four seconds after Roshan died: Necrophos took our mid tier-one at 33:39, Earthshaker the tier-two at 35:50, our bottom tier-two fell at 40:11 (credited to nobody), Clinkz took the top one at 44:08. Five seconds later Lina took their mid tier-three, Snapfire and Rubick the mid racks by 44:30, and Lina their top tier-two at 47:18, Dire’s ninth building and its last. From 48:18 Radiant took the mid tier-three and both racks in fourteen seconds, bottom by 49:54, top by 50:42, both tier-fours to a creep and an archer, and the fort to a mega creep at 51:42. Radiant’s own top and bottom tier-threes never fell.
Fourteen kills, the most in the game, nine up with five minutes left. Different account, same ending.
Full scoreboard
| Player | Hero | Result | K | D | A | Lvl | LH/DN | Hero Dmg | Dmg Taken | Tower Dmg | Healing | Fight% |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Головач | Necrophos | Win | 12 | 7 | 13 | 27 | 264/8 | 51,650 | 42,802 | 7,692 | 54,313 | 61.0% |
| -MAACC | Undying | Win | 4 | 8 | 10 | 22 | 49/0 | 10,192 | 21,500 | 2,437 | 14,128 | 34.1% |
| Я ебу собак | Clinkz | Win | 5 | 10 | 12 | 24 | 136/11 | 23,285 | 20,537 | 8,361 | 9,687 | 41.5% |
| проснулсяуснулпроснулсяуснул | Tinker | Win | 13 | 5 | 17 | 28 | 121/5 | 50,046 | 30,673 | 2,204 | 36,756 | 73.2% |
| Членогор | Earthshaker | Win | 6 | 9 | 17 | 26 | 148/1 | 32,356 | 38,564 | 6,886 | 31,407 | 56.1% |
| Neyash | Lina | Loss | 8 | 5 | 11 | 26 | 183/1 | 32,902 | 15,970 | 9,490 | 13,864 | 48.7% |
| shadow hokage | Rubick | Loss | 4 | 10 | 26 | 22 | 89/5 | 34,459 | 26,543 | 2,342 | 12,953 | 76.9% |
| emberczw | Largo | Loss | 7 | 8 | 19 | 24 | 173/6 | 38,789 | 57,094 | 1,181 | 66,723 | 66.7% |
| SUPER_0RE0 | Snapfire | Loss | 5 | 6 | 16 | 22 | 84/3 | 22,630 | 28,683 | 945 | 21,056 | 51.3% |
| shebelongstoheaven (me) | Death Prophet | Loss | 14 | 12 | 12 | 22 | 76/4 | 27,693 | 41,636 | 3,615 | 17,298 | 66.7% |
Reconstructed from the match replay with dotabuff/manta · combat log + entity snapshot analysis. GPM/XPM and net worth weren’t reliably recoverable from this replay’s combat log and are omitted for everyone. I played this one on a second account, shebelongstoheaven, rather than tuhsehtllehpu; it’s the same person and the same blog. Undying’s Tombstone zombies log under their own unit names and are counted toward his hero damage and last hits per this blog’s whole-kit rule, verified in this match’s log (4,245 hero damage and one of his four kills, Snapfire at 10:09). Rubick stole both Tombstone and Clinkz’s Burning Army, so a Dire-side set of zombies and one Dire-side skeleton archer also appear in the log; their 1,145 hero damage and 5 last hits were added to Rubick’s row by hand rather than Undying’s or Clinkz’s. Tinker’s kill on Rubick at 34:50 is flagged will_reincarnate (the Aegis from my 33:35 Roshan) and isn’t counted anywhere; his thirteenth scoreboard kill is Rubick’s death to the Radiant mid tier-one at 14:28, where Tinker was the only hero involved and the game credited him. Dire’s bottom tier-two (40:11) is logged with a same-team destroyer, a known parser quirk, so it’s counted as a Dire loss and credited to nobody. Match 9028334459 · 10 players · 51:42 · Radiant victory.