my kills (3)
first blood (not me)
Roshan (ours)
fort falls (ours)
The headline stat
6,996 damage, 31 assists
The lowest hero damage of anyone in the match, and the highest assist count. Both numbers describe the same game.
Omniknight isn’t built to deal damage, and this scoreline is what that looks like taken to its logical end: 3/6/31, 11,214 healing (highest on the team), and a hero damage total so low it’s barely a rounding error next to Tutusya’s 74,342 on Huskar. Purification and Guardian Angel don’t show up as kills. They show up as everyone else’s kills happening instead of everyone else’s deaths.
12:36–44:55
No single villain this time
For once, nobody found me twice in a row. Sniper got two (14:26, 25:37), and Crystal Maiden, Medusa, and Magnataur got one each — along with a mid tower, which finished me off at 37:01 for the least dignified death of the night. My own three kills were spread just as thin: Ringmaster twice, including one at 25:35 that landed two seconds before Sniper killed me right back in the same fight, and Medusa at 44:55.
the real story of the win
The Witcher’s Nevermore claimed First Blood at 3:45 in a four-Dire gank and finished 17/5/20; xijetix’s Mars went 14/5/27; BlackWolf’s Enchantress went 15/4/21. Three excellent individual games plus a support who never let anyone stay dead added up to Dire taking 21 of the match’s 24 total structures.
10:35–53:29
The shape of the stomp
Radiant’s entire structural output was three towers — 10:35, 24:20, 33:42 — and nothing after that. Dire answered with a five-structure burst between 43:02 and 43:31 (mid tower, mid rax, mid tier-three, two fillers, all in under thirty seconds), then closed the rest out from 52:39 to the fort at 53:29. Roshan went to Nevermore uncontested at 51:10, a formality by that point rather than a turning point.
Some games the healer’s line is the whole review. Nobody died enough for it to be anything else.
Full scoreboard
| Player | Hero | Result | K | D | A | Lvl | LH/DN | GPM | XPM | Hero Dmg | Dmg Taken | Fight% |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Rodimus | Medusa | Loss | 4 | 9 | 20 | 23 | 220/0 | 333 | 548 | 42,859 | 20,948 | 71% |
| sami | Sniper | Loss | 11 | 13 | 13 | 24 | 129/14 | 344 | 587 | 41,568 | 25,482 | 71% |
| NifNif-NafNaf-PifPaf | Crystal Maiden | Loss | 4 | 14 | 20 | 23 | 52/7 | 204 | 553 | 53,090 | 32,884 | 71% |
| Rin | Magnataur | Loss | 6 | 11 | 14 | 23 | 94/6 | 247 | 513 | 25,737 | 29,890 | 59% |
| Ood0boO | Ringmaster | Loss | 7 | 16 | 15 | 23 | 71/4 | 209 | 542 | 33,288 | 32,951 | 65% |
| BlackWolf | Enchantress | Win | 15 | 4 | 21 | 27 | 98/0 | 374 | 859 | 43,700 | 51,172 | 57% |
| The Witcher | Shadow Fiend | Win | 17 | 5 | 20 | 29 | 134/10 | 516 | 1039 | 39,525 | 27,241 | 59% |
| tuhsehtllehpu (me) | Omniknight | Win | 3 | 6 | 31 | 24 | 36/12 | 191 | 567 | 6,996 | 35,826 | 54% |
| xijetix | Mars | Win | 14 | 5 | 27 | 27 | 264/13 | 508 | 880 | 28,635 | 32,049 | 65% |
| Tutusya | Huskar | Win | 13 | 14 | 13 | 22 | 85/3 | 304 | 501 | 74,342 | 101,297 | 41% |
Reconstructed from the match replay with dotabuff/manta · combat log + entity snapshot analysis. Match 8676884551 · 10 players · 55:54 · Dire victory.